Dirty Quotes
Dirty Quotes to Loosen Things Up
Who hasn't used dirty quotes at some point to get turned on, to get going, as the saying goes. The function of a saying is well known: it amuses and teaches, can cheer people up and also point out small circumstances that can then lead to a change of mind. But enough: dirty quotes are apparently as plentiful as sand on the beach. And these quotes really pack a punch. Only: they're better left out of serious company, because you can't be prudish when you let them loose. Better to tell them after a little alcohol than when you really have to be sober and focused. Dirty quotes are something everyone secretly wants to hear, even if not everyone wants to pass them on. But hear them, definitely. A side like that slumbers in everyone. Whether you let it out is up to each person. You have to decide that yourself.
Dirty Quotes Have Never Hurt Anyone
Whether for chatting someone up, loosening things up or just in a relaxed group: dirty quotes almost always go over well when they're delivered well. Dirty quotes that people like to repeat are also known from TV series. From the hit series Two and a Half Men, for example, there's Alan's line when he orders a prostitute and would rather not pay: "If the cash isn't loose, I won't get into your trousers!" That is still one of the more harmless kinds of lines, it can get much saltier and heartier, and now watch out: "It's dripping hot between the legs, but sadly it's not sweat at all!" That's another short rhyme that can already bring the proverbial sweat to the forehead of someone a little reserved. For others again, this level isn't "intense" enough yet. Dirty quotes can also refer to food: "For oral sex, ass and tits, I'd give up greasy fries!" There's a lot of smut in the world, so you can get a bit filthier too, if you like.
Telling Dirty Quotes in Company
You should make sure the atmosphere is relaxed, and also that no children are nearby. Because children surely can't handle such quotes, that has to be clear. But once those things are settled, there's nothing standing in the way of telling dirty quotes. That's just how it is! Quotes can be hot, naughty and great, and there's no shame in it anymore. Dare to tell them!